1 00:00:04,879 --> 00:00:05,046 . 2 00:00:05,130 --> 00:00:06,548 [upbeat music] 3 00:00:07,966 --> 00:00:10,760 - Do you think it's strange that the highest compliment 4 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:13,930 you can pay a chef is to pantomime kissing 5 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:17,058 a duck on the lips and the duck's head explodes? 6 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:24,024 - I'm gonna need some more coffee. 7 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:25,817 What are you talking about? 8 00:00:25,900 --> 00:00:28,028 - When you asked that gentleman if he was enjoying his food, 9 00:00:28,153 --> 00:00:30,071 he did this. 10 00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:34,826 - Steve, you "quack" me up. 11 00:00:37,203 --> 00:00:40,915 - Bonjour, mes amis! 12 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:43,168 - That's French for howdy, y'all. 13 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:45,128 - What's with the box? 14 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:47,464 - For every croissant you buy at Patsy's Pastries 15 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:49,424 this week, you get a raffle ticket for a trip 16 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:53,345 to France, so voilà! 17 00:00:53,386 --> 00:00:55,764 I bought 20 croissants. 18 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:58,266 - That's just a silly sales tool. 19 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:01,353 And the odds of you winning? 20 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:02,729 Pardon my French-- 21 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:04,814 big fat zero. 22 00:01:04,898 --> 00:01:09,152 - Maybe, but isn't it worth it to dream of Paris? 23 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:12,989 Mm. Mm! 24 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:16,951 - Now I see the duck. - Thank you. 25 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:19,454 - Good morning, everyone. - Morning. 26 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:21,998 - Sorry I'm late. 27 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:26,795 But, uh, today, I'm not just late for work. 28 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:31,466 - Oh, my gosh, are you-- - Gabby, are you-- 29 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:32,926 - I just may be. 30 00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:35,053 - Someone please finish a sentence. 31 00:01:35,136 --> 00:01:36,596 - I'm pregnant! 32 00:01:36,721 --> 00:01:39,933 - [screams] 33 00:01:40,016 --> 00:01:42,727 Oh, congratulations, Gabby! 34 00:01:42,769 --> 00:01:45,397 I'm going to be Tía Isabella. 35 00:01:45,438 --> 00:01:47,607 - That's wonderful, Gabby. 36 00:01:47,691 --> 00:01:50,151 I didn't know you got your test results back so quick. 37 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,195 - Oh, no, those weren't pregnancy tests. 38 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:54,030 Those were just some tests to determine my chances 39 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,950 of carrying a child, and I guess we found out 40 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:58,493 the answer to that already. 41 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:02,038 - Yeah, but if you didn't take a pregnancy test, 42 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:06,418 how can you be sure? - Oh, Bobbie, I am sure. 43 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:10,005 Let's just say that my body is always on time. 44 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:15,176 I'm like a Swiss watch, like a Japanese train, 45 00:02:15,260 --> 00:02:17,512 like a birthday card from my mom 46 00:02:17,637 --> 00:02:20,098 a week after my birthday. 47 00:02:20,181 --> 00:02:22,100 - Congratulations, Gabby. 48 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:24,602 OCD hug? - Yes. 49 00:02:24,686 --> 00:02:25,687 Oh, gosh. 50 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,856 I'm just-- I'm so excited. 51 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:30,650 I have to pee! Ah! 52 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:33,361 - Don't forget, you're peeing for two. 53 00:02:33,486 --> 00:02:35,655 Ah. This is amazing. 54 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:39,034 - Yep, yep. - That's your reaction? 55 00:02:39,075 --> 00:02:40,368 "Yep"? 56 00:02:40,410 --> 00:02:43,288 - Well, I think it's just a little early 57 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:44,706 to be celebrating. 58 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:47,709 Sometimes Gabby can be like a young child 59 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:49,711 holding a big clump of balloons. 60 00:02:49,878 --> 00:02:52,714 - You mean happy? 61 00:02:52,756 --> 00:02:55,550 - I mean I don't want her floating off into space. 62 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:58,428 - I lost an uncle that way, 63 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:01,264 skinny guy, 80th birthday. [whooshes] 64 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:03,725 [snaps] 65 00:03:03,808 --> 00:03:06,603 - You know what you need? A trip to France. 66 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,229 I'm going back to Patsy's for more croissants! 67 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:15,820 - ♪ Sometimes it feels like a big ol' fight ♪ 68 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,073 ♪ To get through the day ♪ 69 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,741 ♪ And sleep on through the night ♪ 70 00:03:19,783 --> 00:03:21,659 ♪ But here you'll find a place ♪ 71 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:25,205 ♪ That'll surely lift your spirits ♪ 72 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:30,585 ♪ You belong at Happy's Place ♪ 73 00:03:31,127 --> 00:03:34,130 - Hey, uh, is Gabby's skin more radiant? 74 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:37,050 Because she just asked me if it was. 75 00:03:37,175 --> 00:03:41,888 And, uh, I said yes. 76 00:03:41,971 --> 00:03:43,598 Was that the right answer? 77 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:46,059 - Yes, it was. Well done. 78 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:47,602 - You got off easy. 79 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:51,147 She tells me, feel my boobs. 80 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:53,775 They're fuller. 81 00:03:53,858 --> 00:03:55,568 - That doesn't sound so bad to me. 82 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:03,785 - Oh, no! - What's wrong? 83 00:04:03,868 --> 00:04:05,453 You got to the end of TikTok 84 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:07,706 and realized you just wasted your life? 85 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:12,836 - The bluegrass band I booked for tonight just canceled. 86 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,046 - It's Tennessee. Go outside and throw a rock. 87 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:16,798 You could hit a banjo player. 88 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:20,093 - Oh, my daddy always used to say, 89 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:22,554 you know the difference between an onion and a banjo? 90 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,264 - What? 91 00:04:24,389 --> 00:04:27,100 - Nobody ever cries when they're chopping up a banjo. 92 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,313 - This must have been what "Hee Haw" was like. 93 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:36,192 Anyway, I've got a band to find. 94 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,485 - OK. 95 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:41,990 - Hey, if you showed up for live music and instead, 96 00:04:42,073 --> 00:04:44,409 it was a suspiciously available party princess, 97 00:04:44,492 --> 00:04:45,785 would you be mad? 98 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:48,580 - I'd be confused. What's going on? 99 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:51,207 - Oh, our band for tonight canceled at the last minute. 100 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,126 You just can't trust musicians. 101 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:55,587 - Rude. My band would never do that. 102 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:57,422 - Wait, you're in a band? 103 00:04:57,547 --> 00:05:01,217 - We're called Sunburst, named after the flower, 104 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,928 not the orange juice. 105 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:05,680 It's just me and a couple of other dads 106 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,349 from my kids' preschool. 107 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:10,518 - Ah, the cool dads. You guys any good? 108 00:05:10,602 --> 00:05:12,937 - Ask Emmett and Steve. They came to see us play. 109 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,522 They said we were amazing. 110 00:05:14,647 --> 00:05:16,441 - Well, that's all I need to hear. 111 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:18,318 Can you guys play tonight? 112 00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:20,028 - Absolutely. 113 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,780 I'll call the guys. 114 00:05:21,863 --> 00:05:25,784 Tonight, we're gonna rock, assuming we can get sitters. 115 00:05:25,867 --> 00:05:28,328 ♪ ♪ 116 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:31,873 - OK, guys, I need you to help me pick out a baby name, 117 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:34,292 and it has to pass the playground test. 118 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,627 - What's the playground test? 119 00:05:35,752 --> 00:05:36,961 - Well, you can't name your kid anything 120 00:05:37,045 --> 00:05:38,630 that rhymes with something bad. 121 00:05:38,755 --> 00:05:42,050 You name your son Bart, bullies call him Fart. 122 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:44,094 Name your daughter Gabby, bullies call her 123 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:46,262 Blabby or Crabby 124 00:05:46,388 --> 00:05:50,016 or Jolly Blonde Giant with No Friends. 125 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:51,643 - What's going on? 126 00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,311 - Talking baby names, uncovering childhood traumas. 127 00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:55,939 Just a typical Wednesday. 128 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:58,483 - You have any suggestions for Gabby's little one? 129 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,443 It just shouldn't rhyme with a curse. 130 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:02,946 - Oh, well, I like the way they used to do it 131 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:04,447 back in the Middle Ages. 132 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:06,157 Wait till the kid's three or four years old 133 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,369 and then give them a name. 134 00:06:09,494 --> 00:06:11,287 - Wow, when's the last time you heard someone say, 135 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:15,041 "I liked it how they did it in the Middle Ages"? 136 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,459 - Carry on. - Well, wait, wait. 137 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:17,961 Bobbie, don't you want to help? 138 00:06:18,044 --> 00:06:19,963 - No, I don't think I'd pass the rhyme test, 139 00:06:20,046 --> 00:06:23,508 probably 'cause I know too many cuss words. 140 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,510 - Well, Bobbie... - Huh? 141 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:26,970 - I mean, maybe it's just my hormones 142 00:06:27,053 --> 00:06:29,264 making me extra sensitive, but I feel like 143 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:30,849 you're not totally excited for me. 144 00:06:30,932 --> 00:06:33,435 - Oh, no, honey, I am excited for you. 145 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,145 - But? 146 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:37,981 - I just don't want you to get too excited 147 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:39,983 because then you'll be disappointed. 148 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:42,527 - You know, Bobbie, that's not gonna happen, OK? 149 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,821 There is something going on in my body. 150 00:06:44,863 --> 00:06:47,282 Here, feel my boobs. 151 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:51,619 Just feel 'em. 152 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:55,832 - Thanks, but I have a feeling they're just gonna be the same 153 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,501 as they were this morning. 154 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:01,921 - Bobbie, look, I have been not pregnant my whole life, 155 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,089 and I know what that feels like. 156 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:04,674 This is different. 157 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:07,427 And, you know, I just want to enjoy every moment. 158 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:10,597 - And you should. Don't pay any attention to me. 159 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,640 - Well, you're kind of hard to ignore, 160 00:07:12,724 --> 00:07:16,644 when you're doing this whole Bobbie Bummer thing, 161 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:18,855 always expecting the worst. 162 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:22,317 Ooh, I have to pee again. This is so exciting. 163 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:24,486 I pee now when I'm excited. 164 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:31,659 - "Bobbie Bummer"? 165 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:34,788 I'm not like that, am I? - You? No. 166 00:07:34,871 --> 00:07:38,917 [laughs awkwardly] Not really. 167 00:07:39,042 --> 00:07:41,711 Not all the time. Not about everything. 168 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:43,672 Anyway, work, work. 169 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:47,801 - That was pretty weird, 170 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:49,969 what Gabby said about me, right? 171 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:51,262 - Definitely. - Yeah. 172 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:53,348 - You know the weirdest part? - What? 173 00:07:53,431 --> 00:07:56,893 - Bummer and Bobbie don't even rhyme... 174 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:59,562 but it still works. 175 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:03,024 ♪ ♪ 176 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:07,862 . 177 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:08,988 - I heard you hired Takoda's band 178 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,825 to play tonight. - That's right. 179 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:13,368 You know, I haven't seen him this happy 180 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:16,871 since that butterfly landed on his shoulder. 181 00:08:16,996 --> 00:08:20,083 - OK, you cannot hire Sunburst to play here. 182 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:23,545 Their style is not a good fit for the tavern. 183 00:08:23,670 --> 00:08:26,214 - Why? What type of music do they play? 184 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:28,883 Folk, rock, country? 185 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:31,011 - Death metal. 186 00:08:32,303 --> 00:08:33,430 - [chuckles] 187 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:36,391 Sunburst is a death metal band? 188 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,560 - Emmett and I watched them play at a biker bar. 189 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:41,396 They got fired because they were too loud. 190 00:08:41,521 --> 00:08:43,523 - He told me you guys said they were awesome. 191 00:08:43,606 --> 00:08:45,650 - We lied! 192 00:08:45,775 --> 00:08:48,695 - Music is subjective, you know? 193 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:51,614 I hear some people don't like... 194 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,034 [whispering] Beyoncé. 195 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,493 - Why are you whispering? 196 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:57,370 - I don't want the Hive to hear me. 197 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:05,587 - OK, I sent you a YouTube link of them playing in his garage. 198 00:09:05,670 --> 00:09:09,924 - [clears throat] Aw, cute. 199 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,468 Look at them, all dressed in black and-- 200 00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:13,511 oh, oh! 201 00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:15,680 That is very loud! 202 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,975 Ah, so much feedback. Is that singing? 203 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:20,810 - No. - Oh, when will it stop? 204 00:09:20,894 --> 00:09:23,897 Please, make it stop. Ah! 205 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:25,607 - Not exactly "Halo," huh? 206 00:09:27,901 --> 00:09:31,154 Listen, you cannot hire them to play here. 207 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,490 His heart will break when all the customers 208 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:37,243 run out screaming just like the bikers did. 209 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,039 - Guys, I just got an alert 210 00:09:41,081 --> 00:09:43,208 that Sunburst got another view on YouTube. 211 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,796 - Wow. And how many is that? 212 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,839 - 15. 213 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:53,677 15 whole views. Ah! 214 00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:56,137 - Ah! [laughs] 215 00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,140 Oh, God. 216 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:06,147 - Well, is it me or did my kitchen 217 00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:08,983 just get more beautiful? 218 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:12,320 - Don't you mean gloomier, darker, more depressing? 219 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:16,866 - All excellent compliments, but no. 220 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:18,410 I'm gonna take a wild guess here. 221 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,036 You got something on your mind? 222 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,788 - It's that baby thing. 223 00:10:21,913 --> 00:10:23,957 Gabby called me Bobbie Bummer. 224 00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:26,084 She said I'm always expecting the worst. 225 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,877 Am I like that? 226 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:30,964 - Well, if you are, you're expecting me to say yes. 227 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,383 Is that what you're expecting? 228 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,635 - Yes. 229 00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:38,179 - Then you answered your own question. 230 00:10:38,263 --> 00:10:40,098 - What's happened to me? 231 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,683 I'm an optimist. 232 00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:44,477 Daddy always said, I'm either looking 233 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:47,063 at the bright side or polishing a turd. 234 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:48,982 - Well, that's right. 235 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:52,360 Then he had to go and screw it all up by dying. 236 00:10:54,195 --> 00:10:57,699 - I appreciate you trying to lift my spirits. 237 00:10:57,782 --> 00:11:01,286 - Look, I brought it up because when Happy got sick, 238 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,956 you said he wasn't gonna die, but he did. 239 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,541 - What's your point? 240 00:11:06,583 --> 00:11:08,626 - It's this. 241 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:11,379 One reason it hurt so bad was because you were an optimist. 242 00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:13,214 You weren't expecting the worst. 243 00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:15,675 - Oh, and if I had have been expecting the worst, 244 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,552 it probably wouldn't have hurt so much? 245 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,012 - Probably. 246 00:11:19,095 --> 00:11:21,264 So if that's how you're looking at things now, 247 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:24,059 makes sense. - Well, guess what. 248 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:26,561 My good friend Gabby is excited about something, 249 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,189 and I'm gonna be excited about something too. 250 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:31,900 - Well, you just go ahead and get excited. 251 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,693 - Thanks, Emmett. This helped a lot. 252 00:11:33,777 --> 00:11:35,945 - Glad to hear it. 253 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,572 Now I'm kind of depressed. 254 00:11:42,243 --> 00:11:42,494 . 255 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:43,870 - Let me guess, you still haven't broken 256 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,997 the news to Takoda. - [sighs] 257 00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:47,082 - How'd you know? 258 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:57,133 - Seeing his hair that close to the chili makes me anxious. 259 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:59,344 - This is awful. 260 00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:01,513 If I do fire him or if I don't, 261 00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,807 either way, the sweetest man on Earth 262 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,433 gets his feelings hurt. 263 00:12:05,517 --> 00:12:08,186 God, why can't Takoda be a worse person? 264 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,688 - May I make a suggestion? 265 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,147 - Please. 266 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,233 - Lie. 267 00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:16,486 - Or maybe you tell him the news. 268 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:17,696 - I would love to help, 269 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,780 but I have a doctor's appointment. 270 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:19,948 - Oh, dang it. 271 00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,367 - Lying. 272 00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:26,079 - OK, OK, I can do this. 273 00:12:26,162 --> 00:12:27,414 OK. 274 00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:30,542 Takoda, I need to talk to you about Sunburst. 275 00:12:30,709 --> 00:12:34,337 - Did I tell you that my mom's gonna be coming to the show? 276 00:12:34,421 --> 00:12:36,506 - No. 277 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:40,552 - She is so excited, and she never gets a chance 278 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,595 to leave the nursing home. 279 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:45,724 - Where she works? 280 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,308 - No, she lives there. 281 00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:52,313 She even wrote "Sunburst" on her oxygen tank. 282 00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:54,524 - Wow! 283 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:58,528 - So what did you want to say? 284 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:01,698 - [whispering] Lie. 285 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,034 - Takoda, I'm sorry, but Sunburst can't play 286 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:05,326 at Happy's Place tonight. 287 00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,996 - Oh, no. Why? 288 00:13:09,080 --> 00:13:14,044 - Because...the stage can't support a whole band. 289 00:13:14,210 --> 00:13:18,381 - Oh, don't be silly. I rebuilt it last year. 290 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:22,135 - Well, actually, the real reason is 291 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:25,930 because no budget for a band. 292 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:28,683 No budget. - No problem. 293 00:13:28,767 --> 00:13:31,353 We'll play for free, every weekend, if you want. 294 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:34,939 - But-- 295 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:36,691 - Is something going on? 296 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:38,818 Are you looking to fire us? 297 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:41,404 - What? [laughs] 298 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,698 I mean, that's silly. 299 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,367 Look at you, a talented musician 300 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,118 with a little silly streak. 301 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:50,121 I'm gonna start calling you "silly." 302 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:53,041 - OK, so we can play. 303 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,794 - Yes, silly. 304 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,754 - I can't wait to tell my mom. 305 00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:00,298 At her age, it helps to have things to look forward to. 306 00:14:00,382 --> 00:14:02,008 - All right, man. 307 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:06,805 - Wow. That was amazing. 308 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:07,889 - Really? 309 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,850 - No, I'm lying! 310 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,436 How are you so bad at this? 311 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,105 - What am I gonna do? 312 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,524 - Maybe the regulars will like it. 313 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:21,152 People slow down to watch a train wreck. 314 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:23,488 - You're right. They do. 315 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,740 - What are you thinking? 316 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,368 - I think I might just know how to fix this. 317 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,787 - Fix it. Yeah! 318 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:34,374 [upbeat music] 319 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:37,043 - So what exactly are we doing? 320 00:14:37,127 --> 00:14:39,546 - Gabby needs help finding a name for her baby, 321 00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:42,173 so we're throwing her a baby name party, 322 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:46,469 'cause I'm a fun lady who likes to throw fun parties. 323 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:50,140 - You know you're fun when you have to tell everyone. 324 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,725 - Oh, hush. 325 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,518 Everybody, put your babies' names in the tin, 326 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,437 and let's get this party started. 327 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,855 There you go. 328 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,606 - If none of these work, 329 00:14:58,773 --> 00:15:00,984 we can always name the kid Folgers. 330 00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:03,236 [laughter] 331 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:04,904 - What's going on? 332 00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,490 OK, is this because I ate the last croissant? 333 00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:09,284 It was for the baby. 334 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,870 - No, we're throwing you a baby naming party. 335 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:14,372 - Oh, my gosh, I love it. 336 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,415 I've never heard of that. 337 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:16,750 - Exactly. 338 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,627 It's 'cause it's not a thing. 339 00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:21,171 - Well, we've got a coffee tin full of baby names, 340 00:15:21,338 --> 00:15:22,297 so pick one. 341 00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,466 - Ooh, this is so exciting. 342 00:15:24,507 --> 00:15:27,010 OK. 343 00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:28,928 Terry Bradshaw. 344 00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:33,183 - You're welcome. 345 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,976 - Emmett, do you really think 346 00:15:35,018 --> 00:15:37,312 I should name my baby Terry Bradshaw? 347 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:43,276 - I'll let his 212 career passing touchdowns answer that. 348 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:44,778 - OK, pick another one. - OK. 349 00:15:44,861 --> 00:15:45,862 - I swear, there's a good one in there. 350 00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,197 - All right. 351 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,240 Um... 352 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:50,533 Astrid. 353 00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:53,411 - No last name. 354 00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:57,540 Let her be born knowing she will be a star. 355 00:15:57,582 --> 00:15:59,417 - Aw, Steve. 356 00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,336 You really think she's gonna be a star? 357 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,879 - Absolutely. 358 00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,840 Star quarterback. 359 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,509 - Honey, boy or girl, we're gonna love 360 00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:10,053 this kid to bits and pieces. - Yeah. 361 00:16:10,178 --> 00:16:13,973 I can't wait to gobble on its little baby toes. 362 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,934 - Your kid can play in my kids' band. 363 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,144 - Aw. You know what? 364 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:19,896 You guys are really great. 365 00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,440 - Why don't we take a selfie so we can remember this moment? 366 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,858 - All right, I got it. 367 00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,443 - And I bet someday, we'll be showing it 368 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:28,238 to little Terry Astrid Bradshaw, 369 00:16:28,321 --> 00:16:30,615 the bass-playing quarterback with... 370 00:16:30,782 --> 00:16:32,450 both: Tasty toes. 371 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,494 - [laughs] - OK, here we go. 372 00:16:34,536 --> 00:16:37,038 [phone rings] Ooh. All right. 373 00:16:37,122 --> 00:16:38,415 Oh, it's my doctor. I'll be right back. 374 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,167 - OK. 375 00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:43,503 - Doesn't really matter what you name a kid. 376 00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:45,922 They're gonna call you Shortstack anyway, 377 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:50,093 till you hit a growth spurt and start pounding 'em. 378 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,929 - Did they call you Shortstack because you were short 379 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:56,224 or because you were sweet like syrupy pancakes? 380 00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:59,144 - Do you remember the second half of that story? 381 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,855 - Knock it off, you two. This is Happy's Place. 382 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:04,566 Everybody, get happy. Come on. 383 00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,860 - Wow, that's a change in attitude. 384 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,112 What's gotten into you? - Emmett. 385 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,364 - Uh-- - Emmett's thoughts. 386 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:15,326 Emmett's thoughts got into me. That's it. 387 00:17:18,538 --> 00:17:21,041 - You're so cute when you're embarrassed. 388 00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:25,003 I'm proud of you. - Thank you. 389 00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:28,006 - Oh, here she is, star of the party. 390 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,507 What's wrong, honey? 391 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:33,636 - Um, yeah, we don't need to find a name for the baby. 392 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:35,847 I'm not pregnant. 393 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,641 - [sighs] 394 00:17:38,683 --> 00:17:39,851 [somber music] 395 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:41,936 ♪ ♪ 396 00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:47,025 . 397 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:49,277 - Hey. - Hi. 398 00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:52,572 [sniffing] 399 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,660 - You poor thing. 400 00:17:57,744 --> 00:18:00,205 What did the doctor say? 401 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:04,751 - Oh, he said there was a very simple reason 402 00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:06,836 I wasn't pregnant. 403 00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:10,757 Turns out, I'm infertile. 404 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:14,552 - Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. 405 00:18:14,678 --> 00:18:18,223 - I'm such an idiot. 406 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,558 - No, you're not. Let me just-- 407 00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:22,727 - Oh. - There you go. 408 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:29,401 - Who orders 12 pairs of maternity pants on final sale? 409 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,820 - Well, they'll come in handy after Christmas. 410 00:18:35,031 --> 00:18:36,991 - I just-- 411 00:18:37,075 --> 00:18:39,369 I just wanted a baby so bad. 412 00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:42,163 - I know. I know. 413 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:47,210 - Oh, hey. 414 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:49,170 - Hey. 415 00:18:49,254 --> 00:18:51,172 - How's Gabby doing? 416 00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:55,552 - As well as can be expected: sad, disappointed. 417 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:59,264 The doctor said she's not able to get pregnant. 418 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:01,683 - Oh, man, that's rough. - Yeah. 419 00:19:01,725 --> 00:19:07,105 - So her boobs weren't really, you know... 420 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,815 I mean, it was all in her head? 421 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:14,738 - Really? That's your question? 422 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,489 - Well, I've never been in this situation before. 423 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:18,700 I don't know what to say. - Well, not that. 424 00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:20,201 - OK. 425 00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:22,287 How are you? 426 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:23,830 - What do you mean? 427 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:26,458 - Well, turns out, Bobbie Bummer 428 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,126 had the right idea after all. 429 00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:31,046 - Ha-ha, no, no, I didn't. 430 00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:32,797 I don't think it would have hurt any less, 431 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,591 knowing this was coming. 432 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:37,427 Maybe there's just no good way to handle this. 433 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:41,598 - Well, I guess all we can do is hope for the best, 434 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:45,727 prepare for the worst, and leave the rest up to God. 435 00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:49,731 - Well, look at you, talking all deep and stuff. 436 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:51,941 - My granny had that on a quote pillow. 437 00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:53,693 - [laughs] 438 00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,278 - Hey, should I go in and talk to her? 439 00:19:55,362 --> 00:19:56,905 - Nah. 440 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:59,032 I think she wants to be alone for a while. 441 00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,242 I don't think she's ready to talk about it. 442 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:02,535 - Well, aren't you done with your shift? 443 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:05,372 What are you doing hanging around here? 444 00:20:05,455 --> 00:20:07,290 - For when she is. 445 00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:10,293 [light music] 446 00:20:10,335 --> 00:20:13,171 [upbeat music] 447 00:20:13,254 --> 00:20:14,839 ♪ ♪ 448 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:18,593 - Wow, impressive crowd. 449 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:23,390 And I mean numbers, not sense of fashion. 450 00:20:23,515 --> 00:20:25,558 - Didn't think he'd have a crowd. 451 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,477 - He wasn't going to, till I reached out 452 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,521 to his 15 subscribers on YouTube. 453 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,939 Two of them were Russian bots, 454 00:20:31,022 --> 00:20:32,607 but the other ones were actual fans 455 00:20:32,691 --> 00:20:35,068 who love a good train wreck. 456 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,240 - Nice work, Isabella. You did it. 457 00:20:40,365 --> 00:20:42,784 - I always like to support local musicians. 458 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:46,162 Have you got any earplugs? - Yes, I do. 459 00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:49,290 - We'd like to dedicate this first song to Isabella 460 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:53,253 for giving us a shot. - Sunburst. Ah! 461 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:55,964 - And to my mom for coming out. 462 00:20:56,089 --> 00:21:00,719 Not so close to the oxygen tank there, Mom. 463 00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,138 One, two, three, four! 464 00:21:03,221 --> 00:21:06,016 [heavy metal music playing] 465 00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:10,645 ♪ ♪ 466 00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:14,482 - They sound just as good as I remember! 467 00:21:14,524 --> 00:21:16,985 - The good thing is, their pyrotechnics guy 468 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:19,863 couldn't find a babysitter. 469 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,323 - ♪ Disconnect, reconnect ♪ 470 00:21:22,365 --> 00:21:24,576 ♪ ♪ 471 00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:26,828 ♪ I'm insane, I'm alive ♪ 472 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:28,663 ♪ ♪